🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

His orange holiness stands ready to protect us from ourselves.

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His internal polls must really suck for him to be this desperate. Desperate Don.

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What the unholy fuck??? He can’t sign an executive order preventing Biden’s election (or not a valid one.) That’s blatant interference in the election process, it’s illegal, and grounds for an immediate impeachment…

…except we’ve seen how that worked before, haven’t we.

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This is just too much for me right now. I think I’m going to go to the Unicorn Chasers thread for a while.

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I think it was one of his lordly jokes, but probably veiling a plan to use executive order to mess with the election and have the same results.

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He will play it off like a joke till he thinks he can get away with it. He’s so predictable. Just ask “what would a peurile sociopath do.”

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I fully expect an October surprise indictment or even arrest based of the hokey Burisma “investigation.” But disqualifying opposition candidates is straight out of the dictator’s handbook, so that may be in there as well.

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The House should file new impeachment charges then. And bring people in to testify forcibly under inherent contempt.

Grow a spine Dems. Use your power or you will surely lose your power.

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Not just a dumpster fire, but with toxic waste and propane tanks.

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trump tower is antifa HQ I guess? :man_shrugging:

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I thought that was a weird headline, then I remembered what year it was…

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I think more people are tired of his schtick and what the state of things have become more than they are willing to say out loud. His base is his base, but they are more vocal and don’t have the numbers they appear to.

Now I personally think Nostradumbass is part of the problem, but he didn’t cause it. Ultimately even if you didn’t actually fart if the stink sticks to you long enough…you’re gonna get blamed for it regardless.

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/Satire

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Maybe I should start a thread - Today’s Groin Shooting”?

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A bullet tore through the gunslinger’s groin

And nothing of value was lost.

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If you do call it Darwin’s Special Creatures

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BBS won’t let me post this in summer uprising, can’t post three in a row, even if the previous was two days ago.

They are issuing a state of emergency, cancelling police days off, and boarding up businesses downtown in Louisville.

I have a feeling that is telegraphing pretty hard what the announcement of whether to charge the police in the Breanna Taylor murder is going to be.

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I had the same thought. I pray I am wrong, but they are certainly setting it up.

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Not specifically 45-ian but topical nevertheless, and it’s worth sharing:

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The only possible, slightly possible, silver lining to this is the chance that the far-right will get upset enough at “Republicans” that they start splitting off out of sheer frustration, forming an informal Q-Tea-Party. If the Republicans came out of this with their own infuriating “Green” party to bleed votes away from the mainstream, that would be something at least.

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