🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

Any President but Tainted Trump would have used the defense production act to bring an ample supply of N95’s to everyone. Back in April.

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Even dumbass W.

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The county elected the guy who probably tortured animals as a kid to be President.

No surprises that he doesn’t even bother to work on the pandemic economic support bill or give a shit that he sickens and likely kills his own staff and supporters.

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Not the entirety of it; just enough of it to fuck things up.

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In fairness to Trump, who among us wouldn’t try to pass on a serious illness to Stephen Miller if we had the chance?

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I have so many prayers, wishes, and dreams here. so many.

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“Biden says there shouldn’t be a second debate if Trump still has Covid-19” -CNN

Solution: Put trump inside a plastic bubble with ten mins of air.

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Until they die, or until we learn that they died from it? My bookie says we need to be specific.

(I don’t have a bookie, but if I did, I imagine that’s what they would say.)

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It’s the art of the deal in action?

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Hey, hey, let’s not go to extremes here. Only The Very Best lives… /s

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Putin will get jealous when he finds out Trump is getting orders from other interests…

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If he loses, I can’t imagine him signing much from Congress.

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ETA:

He’s swinging wildly and even more erratically than usual now. Someone must’ve told him about the stonks dropping earlier.

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I’ve heard (business) negotiations being likened to seduction, and as far as analogies goes, this is not a bad one. Trump’s MO can only be described as date rape.

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Where was he while negotiations were going on, or even some 5 months ago after the second da stimulus bill was being approved by the house with bipartisan support only to die on McConnell’s desk?

Must be some really advanced “art of the deal” tactics at play here.

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And now the DOJ is announcing a press conference tomorrow morning on “a national security matter”.

Something stinks here.

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Actually a good idea: put enough air in there that it is enough for the length of the debate if he talks normally but not enough if he continues to scream and monkey about.

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They’re going to announce that Barack Obama is the greatest criminal in American history?

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The Durham Report probably, with a side order of shoddy criminal charges that won’t stand up to a presidential coughing fit.

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