🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

Words - have none.

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Remember how that undecided guy in the red sweater became an instant meme during the 2016 debates about 30,000 years ago?

Yep, he’s still a fucking moron.

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I’ve thought that for a while now; being relatively rich has obviously shaped that skewed-ass perspective, but it seems that 45 is so accustomed to “twisting reality” that he doesn’t even realize that even all the money in the world won’t stop or turn back time.

*Edited for typos.

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I’m sure the lifetime of wealth and power didn’t help, but I’ve met a handful of non-rich people who thought they could speak things into reality too. I even have a restraining order against one.

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I have a theory that undecided voters are really attention whores. They want to be perceived as open-minded, but then they tell us that they really like the president’s policies. I think they enjoy the attention.

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it’s self-aggrandizement all the way down . . .

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cough you can change your vote

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Why is anybody still paying attention to what this guy says? After his pursuit of fame led to his subsequent and well-deserved hubristic downfall, I thought I’d never again have to see the words “Bone zone” in an another piece of writing.

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Newsweek is not what it once was

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My Justice Department”. Sigh.

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“[stochastic terrorism], [condemnation of stochastic terrorism]; I had my fingers crossed behind my back on the second one! D’oh! I said that out loud!”

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Great, now he’s going to have to orchestrate a hostile takeover of the corporation that owns the newspaper.

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All sorts of perfectly normal responses

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What’s the latest on Trump’s health?

In a memo released by the White House on Thursday evening, Dr Conley said Mr Trump was displaying no signs “to suggest progression of illness”.

“Saturday will be day 10 since [last] Thursday’s diagnosis, and based on the trajectory of advanced diagnostics the team has been conducting, I fully anticipate the president’s safe return to public engagements at that time,” the memo added.

:thinking: counts on fingers

After his 48 and 72 hours thing last week, now this, I am wondering about how this doctor measures time. I get that the 10th day will start sometime on Saturday, but I would have thought the guidelines would be more like “After 10 days…” not “One second into the 10th day” or whatever.

Anyway, wtf, wouldn’t it be after x number of negative tests, x amount of time after the second negative test, etc?

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Nope.

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Just yesterday my wife asked “What the hell is up with NW”?

Their writing is causing some serious eye rolls.

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"Jordan Klepper went to another Trump rally and HOLY SH_T!"

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tl;dr: no change.

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