🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

As the wheels came off the Third Reich, they tried to fast track as well.

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I don’t want to downplay the danger they pose (on the contrary) but it always strikes me how stupid these terrorists are. Not only are they being played for chumps by the republicans and swallowing the story hook line and sinker that other people just put out to cynically enrich themselves, they also come out with plans like this:

“Grab the fuckin’ Governor. Just grab the b**ch. Because at that point, we do that, dude—it’s over.”

What did they think would happen after their horrible act except an outpouring of support for the state democrats and a lifetime of either a manhunt or a jail sentence for the perpetrators?

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Would that be an unpopular decision?

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It would be spun as Biden being soft on terrorism. More red meat to the base.

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To the chuds they’re trying to appeal to? I think so.

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Yeah, it probably would. I just can’t quite grasp the American hangup about Iran (or Cuba for that matter). It seems so visceral for many people although both are beautiful countries and everyone I’ve ever met from either of them was great.

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And Alex Gibney got experience making top secret films by practicing with Scientology.

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Only the most suavely unctuous use our oleaginous unguent.

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that was the Holy Spirit

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Eww.

Even Mother does her best to stay away from that place.

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If I recall properly “Lord of the Flies” was (besides a Golding book) on of the titles of Be’elzebub, who I do believe was one of the bad guys. But here, it makes perfect sense.

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What’s this, I hear?

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I just hope that Marvel and DC file a joint trademark claim against those militia nuts for calling themselves the “Wolverine Watchmen.”

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Probably nothing…

Could it be something Nancy did?

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Fascinating. Lay down yer bets!

Why is Pence Suddenly Cancelling Events?
  • Pence has the Covid
  • Trump’s health is taking a turn for the worse and Pence has to be ready to take over
  • Trying to take the spotlight off embarrassing VP debate performance
  • As-yet-unrevealed scandal
  • No reason, everything is totally fine and normal

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darn it. i read this after voting.

VP Press Secretary Devin O’Malley released a statement regarding the sudden schedule change. “Nobody’s sick. There’s no positive tests,” he wrote.

so it is covid after all.

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Fly, you fools!

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I‘m back because I’m a perfect physical specimen, and I’m extremely young

Clearly.

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Yup, and I am a fit 25 year old. Delusions for all! Seriously, I think he actually thinks he can just speak his pretend world into reality.

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