🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

Cohen is a masterful troll, the likes of which the world has never seen.

This whole sequence of events was clearly planned after thinking through what Rudy’s likely responses would be.

  • Months ago: Rudy says Cohen tried to get him, but failed. “He didn’t get me”
  • Cohen lets it stew a few months, people are aware they had an altercation, but Giuliani’s version of events are left in public with little comment
  • 2 weeks before election day: Screenshots with a description of the interaction, which roundly debunk Giuliani’s version are released
  • Giuliani releases a new summary of the encounter, which contradicts his previous one. Tries to spin the screenshots to put them into a different context.
  • Tomorrow: The video is released to the world, which will again contradict Giuliani’s previous two accounts of the events

Giuliani’s accounting of events will be circulated around in right wing media and get lots of exposure. Setting the stage for the reveal which will burn to toast any defense Giuliani has come up with.

Seems like Cohen timed this to extract bullshit justifications from the right wing personalities for defending what seems to be sexually predatory behavior, so he could publicly destroy them all 11 days before election day.

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Or person-woman-man-camera-tv?

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yep, but I didn’t get extra points for getting it in the right order, hence my edited post :wink:

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Are my eyes fooling or is Mitch turning black?

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He’s bruised. I dont know why, but I hope it’s painful.

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Or - he’s one of those guys who have a fetish for sticking their hands way down in jet toilets with all that blue stuff.

Disgusting, Mitch.

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That’s a thing?

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It is now.

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Fire who he wants, place who he wants.

Nazis gonna Nazi.

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The sixth horcrux was destroyed.

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Okay Miss Thing.

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Too subtle, God. Try again.

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“With the exception of the ‘big Biden win’ scenario, each of our exercises reached the brink of catastrophe,

So there are our marching orders. To save our country and our democracy, it is not enough to simply defeat the fascists, we need to mount such a tsunami of votes that they crawl back into their holes and don’t come out again.

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That dude is only 10 years older than me.

He straight looks like a senior citizen.

O_o

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Golf is not a sport, it’s a drinking game.

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“Golf is just men in ugly pants walking.” (This quote is attributed to a lot of different people, no clue who was first.)

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