🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

It occurs to me that “MY EXTREMELY IMPORTANT PACKAGE WAS LOST BY THIS PRIVATE MAIL CARRIER” is an awfully stupid thing to be screaming when you’re touting said private carrier as a replacement for the Post Office.

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You weren’t expecting anything less of Tucker Carlson I trust. :wink:

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in the sense of “i don’t drink any more . . . but i don’t drink any less”?

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how close was he to saying the democrats stole it?

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He already accused the Deep State, so…

Turns out it was the Deep Brown of UPS, instead.

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For added weirdness, here’s a partial list of celebs who were vetted:

https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000175-72c2-dc1a-a5f7-fae72f290000

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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Global warming deniers had trouble dealing with having a rally in an climate comparable to being inside of a crockpot

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The Deep State works at UPS too?

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Tuck should have paid for insurance.

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Ouch. Bon Jovi’s demographics are the elderly.

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Coronavirus stew. Do not want.

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Are they, though?

They started playing professionally back in 1983.

When I was 10 years old, my BFF at the time was the most hardcore fangirl for Jon that ever fangirled. She’s my age, and I’m solidly Gen X.

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That’s one way to shift the narrative away from all those Trump supporters who almost froze to death in Nebraska.

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That was an interesting study of celebrities who – I imagine – said, “Fuck, no” and those who couldn’t be bothered to respond. Also, I wonder what the demographic “Super spreaders” means? Is that Trump followers?

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What stood out most to me was there was only a single definite “Yes” in that whole document - Dennis Quaid.

Even attention seeking has-been assholes like Kid Rock and Kristie Ally, who claim to support 45, didn’t bother to reply.

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Okay - I have to hand it to him here.

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Quick cut to the question about denouncing white supremacy; brilliant way to get back on the message.

If the answer is yes, spin it to the positive “We agree on something; that’s a start!” and segue back to the topic.

If the answer is “no,” the heckler immediately has much bigger concerns than disrupting the speech.

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That’s not all:

Everything must be sacrificed to industry.

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