🍊🍊🍊🀑🀑 Even More Trumpian Events 🀑🀑🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

It’s the law firm which defended Epstein?
PR disaster?

More likely Trump ain’t paying.

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GOP should rebrand as the PPP (Party of Petulant Pricks).

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You don’t get a terrible reputation as a lawyer by representing bad people. Hell, any lawyer who could keep a scumbag like Epstein out of prison for as long as they did might be some kind of genius.

You get a terrible reputation as a lawyer by making embarrassingly bad (and ineffective) legal arguments, like the Trump voting fraud allegations currently getting laughed out of court.

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it was pointed out on β€œfresh air” recently that he gets protection for life. he can easily parlay that into an income source by charging absurd rates for his secret service detachment to stay on his properties.

either congress needs to pass some laws, or trump needs to get himself to prison. ( how secret service protects him in prison though, i do not know. )

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Here’s Trump being a petty genocidal taint

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Ah well, after the 20th, they can do it anyway, and maybe label it, β€œtrump didn’t want you to have this”

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Roger Stone was sentenced to 40 years for offenses connected to Cult45’s 2016 election. Stone’s sentence was commuted by :tangerine: :clown_face: .

That β€œGet Out of Jail Free” card is a helluva drug.

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β€œNot so much of a bullet. More of a bunch of ripe bananas.”

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All the Republicans that won/maintained their seats due to the election should all abdicate their positions DUE TO FAKE ELECTION RESULTS and support DEAR LEADER.

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They just don’t get the meaning behind the Village People’s YMCA.

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Truckers are pissed off at these guys blocking traffic- threw milkshakes at them.

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Well, to be fair, trucks really shouldn’t be in the fast lane, either.

Call the state police. 48/50 states have very clear statutes that require drivers to yield the fast lane to faster traffic. The only exceptions are Alabama and Alaska.

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I’ll try. But these assholes have really lost any claim to sympathy.

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Causing backups on the inside lane also slows down traffic in adjacent lanes.

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Hundreds!

Why no aerial pictures, media?

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Soon:

dozens

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The war’s not going to end, it’s just going to be privatized.

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If they think hundreds of protesters constitute a β€œMillion MAGA March” then it’s little wonder they believe the electoral college math can be tipped in their favor.

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