🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

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jeebus! that joke wasn’t funny when Pompeo tried it and it’s not funny now.
fucking give it up already, McNinny!

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i doubt this is “trumpian” but it is good news and it really doesn’t fit into “unicorn chasers”

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Well… shit… add this to the ever-growing list of career officials in what’s left of the “functioning” U.S. government who are getting replaced with potentially ruinous Cult45 loyalists who are scarcely qualified:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-11-07/nuclear-bomb-agency-head-quits-after-clash-with-energy-secretary

ETA:
Onebox isn’t working so here:

The U.S. official overseeing the nation’s nuclear weapons stockpile resigned Friday after clashing with Energy Secretary Dan Brouillette.

Lisa E. Gordon-Hagerty, administrator of the National Nuclear Security Administration and undersecretary of Energy for nuclear security, resigned after being told by Brouillette’s office that President Donald Trump had lost faith in her ability to do her job, according to two people familiar with the matter.

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Oh no. Let these men vote. It will flip PA back! The democrats are trying to steal the election by not letting Lil’ Pump vote!

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Bloomberg has the shittiest code to try to detect the difference between a browser and any other tool. They probably think it’s clever, but I bet it false-trips on a lot of non-mainstream browsers.

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Response: “It’s mutual!”

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This leads me to wonder which Secret Service officers are going to be punished with the lifetime protection of Toadstool. I suppose he could relinquish it like Nixon, but somehow I doubt he can resist any opportunity to mooch off the American taxpayers.

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Does he get SS protection in jail?

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He can always try to negotiate some kind of protection arrangement with one of the guys on the cell block who has an “SS” tattooed on his neck.

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Paranoia may force him to hire his own security.

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Oh my pun was so totally intended.

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This is more of a footnote to Trumpian Events. Still… worth a read for the giggles:

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Pardoning war crimes would be Trumpian

also, talking about getting out of Afghanistan but not doing it

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This is how he treats people who are supposed to jump in front of a bullet for him?

I guess I moved to slow. Gosh darn it!

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“It’s OK, Frank. Bullets are fast.”

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