Dewey Cheetum & Howe is too cliched, but damn… if the shoe fits…
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That’s Matt Goetz on the left, correct? Is that other guy named Smart?
Goetz Smart, LLC?
edit: typo
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HA! Matt Goetz DUI.
Matt Goetz DUI x2
Matt Goetz DUI x3
rinse. repeat.
next: Matt Goetz voted out of Congress. (one can hope)
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Our mother lets us go out dressed like this?, LLC
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Those really are some tacky-looking shoes.
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Worst fitting suit too - is it his big brother’s? Jeez - he comes from a rich family. He makes a congressional salary. Buy something that fits - get it altered.
He’s a third generation elected official.
Also;
“ Gaetz grew up in a house that was used in The Truman Show , a film about a man who is always on television. As of 2018, his parents still live in that house, in Seaside, Florida. A sign on their white picket fence says “THE TRUMAN HOUSE”.
And his child?
“In June 2020, following an argument with fellow congressman Cedric Richmond, Gaetz stated he had been living with a 19-year-old immigrant from Cuba, Nestor Galbán, since Galbán was age 12, and considers him his son. He later clarified that Galbán is the brother of an ex-girlfriend of Gaetz’s and that Galbán spends time with his sister, with Gaetz’s family, and with Gaetz.[135] The two are not related genetically or by legal status.[136][137][138]Gaetz said, “Our relationship as a family is defined by our love for each other, not by any paperwork.”[135]Previously in 2016, Gaetz had called Galbán a “local student”; while in 2017, Gaetz referred to Galbán as “my helper”.“
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Narrator: He didn’t.
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They gave him multiple tries and on the final attempt, with a lot of help from the doctors (are you sure that’s your answer?) he squeaked by.
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Haddaway and Shite? (Makes sense only if you’re from North East England, but it’s the firm my grandad always referred his detractors to 
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NY Times reprint
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That’s because he paid Joe Shapiro to take it for him.
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I guess he’s not smart enough to recognize the self own here.
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“Weather”
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Yet churches and their literal indoctrination are all cool.
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