He wrote a book about a Democrat
He probably didnโt even really write it
Pretty ironic too that the New York Times is suddenly cited positively.
Ooohโฆ heโs so manly he can wear a pink shirt and not feel emasculated at all. Just looking at that cover made my testosterone production spike. I gotta go out now and gnaw a chipmunk to death or something.
Ashley Feinberg wrote an excellent review of Don-Donโs first outing:
Does he know he โwroteโ a book? Does he know what a โbookโ is?
For someone who doesnโt care, he sure seems to care an awful lot.
Donโt tell him about Grant
Maybe he means one specific Democrat?
Itโs George Soros, right? It must be George Soros.
Don-Don has all the emotional depth of a pothole and the rhetorical instincts of a failed pickup artist. I guarantee that somewhere in his house thereโs a bookshelf 1 containing a pristine, leather bound set of the Great Books of American Literature and one well-thumbed copy of How To Talk to Hot Women.
1 This is only one of a dozen bookcases in Juniorโs house. The others hold the entire print run of Triggered, purchased with money from the Trump Foundation to juice his sales numbers. Don-Don has hidden them in the basement next to the oubliette where Kim keeps the undocumented, migrant virgins whose blood she bathes in to stay young.
Also down there? The autographed copy that Junior gave to his daddy as a birthday present. Itโs still wrapped.
The trumpโs Little Free Library is going to be a replica of a run down trump hotel with one or two of these books in it isnโt it?
Longest tweet evar!
The parties reversed positions with the Southern Strategy. For a century prior to the 1960โs, the Democratic party was the party of the Deep South, until Goldwater began courting the Dixiecrats. The ultimate turning point was the 1968 election, when the Democrats fell apart and, in effect, mounted two candidates, handing the election handily to Nixon.
Also some golf scorecards stained with orange foundation, a few issues of The Watchtower from 1972, and a decades-long archive of Learjet Ownerโs Monthly.
No, see cos folks who bought the first edition of this obviously powerful, historically significant work will be making out like bandits when they sell their collectible editions with the whimsical typoin the future, whilst us plebes with our common 30th edition ones displayed in pride of place in our personal faux gold leaf Trump family literature display cabinets can only gnash our teeth and seethe with jealousy.
I applaud your Pratchett-ian footnote. Bravo.
Pratchett made the footnote respectable and mainstream!
Just look at it!
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READ IT. They are deliberately trying to destroy a service that helps both the poor and Black people AND is one of the few routes to the middle class available to them.