🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

I was pretty much off the grid this weekend and missed this tidbit about the fed judge shooting:

“Most recently, Salas is handling a class action lawsuit against Deutsche Bank brought by investors who allege that the bank failed to properly monitor high-risk customers including, convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein .”

Damn.

Que conspiracy theories in 3,2,1…

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id play it loud and on repeat if ice cube didn’t seem like he was recently doubling down on his antisemitism. it’s a good song too. :confused:

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if that’s what he needs to give up the ghost, maybe we could start a list of willing participants

seems like an okay compromise

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That’s not ectoplasm

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the mental image.

i am forever scarred.

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Been reading Byron, have we?

Posterity will ne’er survey
A nobler grave than this:
Here lie the bones of Castlereagh.
Stop, traveller, and piss!

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Bet any of these assholes leave before the election?

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He says shit like that all the time, it doesn’t mean he really has a plan

If they ask him about it next month he won’t even remember he said it

https://www.axios.com/trumps-timeline-always-two-weeks-1513302785-b6370a4f-bb5e-434a-80ca-1249c7cf2baa.html

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Did any of the kpop stans flag that message? I know they said something about flagging Trump’s account over something but I don’t quite remember what. If not, maybe they should consider going after it themselves in the coming months.

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Where are they getting all these agents and where are they being reassigned from? The borders?

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CBP and DHS operate in a much larger area than most people realize:

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Appears to cover 100 miles from the shore of Lake Michigan. As that’s pretty much an internal US lake, how does that work?

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The same way Spokane qualifies as a “border city” despite being over an hour away by car. Because they say so.

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Chicago is an international seaport. I believe, and correct me if I’m wrong, that freighters don’t have to clear customs on the Great Lakes until they hit port.

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As I understand it, any international airport counts, and Chicago has two of them.

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Well he tweets, so he’s definitely not completely illiterate. Just not mentally capable of parsing longer sentences or understanding complex concepts.

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An international airport is any airport that offers customs service, not just ones that have scheduled international flights. That’s practically any small flying field in the border states, and virtually any major airport anywhere. The ACLU map doesn’t show the 100-mile circles around Denver, Phoenix, Salt Lake City, Dallas/Fort Worth, Atlanta, etc. for some reason.

CBP has been known to board passenger trains going through Buffalo - including sleepers in the middle of the night - to do passport control, when the train neither came from nor went to Canada. Because they could. Turning sleeping passengers out of bed to present their papers.

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The bulge east of the Bay Area doesn’t make sense either, it’s not like the bays are international waters

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