🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

You’d think Space Force would be on this? Maybe they can get some help from the Navy?

Oh wait, NASA has nothing to do with SF.

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The “There are dozens of us!” gif isn’t so funny when it’s billionaires.

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The GOP be like…

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https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/03/tech/tiktok-acquisition-trump-treasury/index.html

“Whether it’s Microsoft or somebody else, or if it’s the Chinese — what the price is, the United States could — should get a very large percentage of that price. Because we’re making it possible,” he said. "

The word “batshit” springs to mind…

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Is it ever helpful to be able to positively identify idiots from afar? Like on the road- a MAGA bumpersticker is warning coloring, but for idiocy and selfishness rather than poison.

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yup. and 2 will get you ten, they’re driving a beemer.ETA: or a “coal roller”

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I live in Texas. It’s always something gigantic and they can never park it.

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and always back-in park over two spaces. the vehicular equivalent of manspreading.

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Isn’t the way the US govt gets is share supposed to be something called “taxes”?

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Just a MAGA cap will do now.

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Mafia inspired capitalism.

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Here’s some extra math. 2,753 people died from the attack on the World Trade Center in NYC on 9/11. The US has approximately a 1,000 deaths a day from covid (which is lowballing because many states are trying to cover for the president’s ass), which means the US is having a 9/11 amount of deaths every 2-3 days. Dubya had our armed forces and an really large international coalition in Afghanistan in the following month. Donnie can’t be even bothered to have the appropriate amount of testing kits and ppe sent out to all states and territories 4 months later. It can no longer be called negligence but mass homicide and genocide (going by Kusher’s plan)

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I think this shows how much his yes men are feeding him a fairytale about how WELL the US is doing.

The Korea comparison is apt. 50 million people in a very densely populated country, 300 total deaths; USA ~380 million, 150,000 deaths. WTF?

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Way lowballing, considering those who die at home don’t get tested, thus don’t get into the stats, either. Plus those who die before their tests come back, and etc., etc.

Honestly, I think Trump is unwise to run again. If he passes on it, he can go to his Trump resort in Turkey or wherever, and sit idly in safety when the totals start really coming in and people start asking the hard questions. I am not sure he wants to be here, in office when that happens. Pardons only help with the justice system. What do you do when the public wants to tear you limb from limb.

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Do you remember all of the times he and his followers complained about socialism??? (The Week reprint)

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Trump has big loans coming due soon, and they might be the kind of people where bankruptcy isn’t an option.

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Except - Are we the mirror universies?

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Do we have to give him secret service protection after he loses in November?

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Bigger question is will he have SS protection in prison?

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I think that’s optional if he goes someplace where extradition would be difficult. Hm, they could send in an extreme rendition team as Secret Service.

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