🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

Maybe, but if he’s “winning,” then “who cares what losers think?” :face_vomiting:

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That would require him to be able to put himself in other people’s shoes.

He has absolutely no idea how normal people think, feel, or act.

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I agree. Nor how even how most white people think and act has changed radically from the 1950s. Or that the average “normal person” is no longer (if it ever was) a suburbanite living in a 99.9% white conclave.

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No shit Sherlock

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Honestly, my first reaction to this was “They actually broadcast it?” I am surprised they didn’t have Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity up in the corner in a picture-in-picture, giving running commentary like Statler and Waldorf.

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And his follow up distraction play…

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WTAF

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someone here posted a link to a twitter thread by a person who’s nym i don’t remember said, approximately:

trump only does things where failing is beneficial to him.

it doesnt matter if he fails in court if other people have to spend time and money to defend it, bonus if he can use it to push his agenda. his campaign will pay for it anyway, so it’s not like he’s even putting any money down.

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My 15 year old just tipped me off that the Trump 2020 app is getting dragged extravagantly in the apple store.

Some of the reviews are pretty good.

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oh god. demonic voices and laughter? that’s how you get the rona!

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:laughing:

The smell of [that] old man haunts me too.

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TIL, in my state (CA), that mail-in ballots will be sent out 29 days before the election (October 5th).

Also, in the county I live in (Alameda), if you are concerned about the post-office f***ing things up, you don’t have to mail in your ballot…you can drop it off at a drop box operated by the registrar of voters.

I imagine this is true in other counties and in other states (I hope). Don’t let others think you can’t, won’t or shouldn’t vote!

https://www.acgov.org/rovapps/maps/ballotdropbox_map.htm

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Colorado, Utah, Washington, Oregon, and Hawaii had all elections by mail already, before the pandemic

and the world hasn’t ended, and nobody seemed to have a problem with it

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Also:

There were about 130 million votes cast in 2016 - a record. If a third of people vote by mail spread out over the month before- it’s a rounding error.

So vote early to flatten whatever tiny curve there is. Though I’ll be walking to the drop box at City Hall to drop mine off - early. It’s not like I’ll be agonizing over who to vote for till the last minute- almost no one will.

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That penultimate line is sublime.

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Trump boaters rush to breathe in those sweet, sweet freedom fumes

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Idiots. Oh, Trump supporters, I guess that’s repetitious

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was watching the splashdown and retrieval on NASA TV and saw that fucker. wanted to puke. that really makes me so angry.
shitty thing is, every time I go out, the biggest, most ostentatious cruisers, yachts and over-compensating big boats are flying that nasty-ass banner. least considerate assholes on the water, too. they’ll swamp you in a No Wake Zone. fucking animals.
(there. I said it and, yes, I do feel better!)

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