🍊🍊🍊🀑🀑 Even More Trumpian Events 🀑🀑🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

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Bruise from an I-V?

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His hand is so tiny, I can barely see it.

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Old-guy liver spot, which he normally covers with makeup?

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Are they pretending he reads newspapers?

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Very poor hygiene and out of TP?

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Allergic reaction to words.

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If he’s on blood thinners, it could be a bruise, even if it’s just from a random clumsy bump.

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I don’t see how it’s in either of the candidates’ interest to even have any debates

Biden can probably coast to the White House from here if he just keeps his mouth shut

On the other hand, Trump doesn’t do himself any favors when he talks either

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Maybe? Right spot for it.

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It piques my interest that it may put a Democrat in the seat!

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Shades of bigger things to come…

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I just had a mental image of him continually checking his poll, tweeting proudly each time, and everyone being afraid to tell him that he bookmarked the image of a poll and just keeps reloading it over and over…

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But they have an answer:

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I think you forgot to put scare quotes around β€˜answer’!

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Yep. Trump has been using lawsuits for decades to delay things, steal other things, fuck up people’s lives, etc. He seems to think one route to a second term is suing his way into it.

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I wonder if he realizes how sad, petty, and shady that seems to most normal people.

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