🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

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Oh, the Catholics hate the Protestants,
And the Protestants hate the Catholics,
And the Hindus hate the Muslims,
And everybody hates the Jews.
– Tom Lehrer, National Brotherhood Week

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Still alive, too.

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Adderall can be detected up to 72 hours after last use in the urine, so expect Turmp to be very shaky in the three days leading up to the first debate. If you really want to test, though, use hair. Adderall can be detected up to three months after use in hair.

Imagine that lab technician when they run that test:
“No sign of any drugs, but the genetic scan came up “golden retriever”.”

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He probably has a dozen evangelicals ready to pee in a cup for god’s annointed…

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Pence: “This 72 hour observation, it’s for Covid, right?”
Medic: “Yes, that too.”

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So basically, folks who have been dealing with CTE for a few decades?


(NY Times reprint)
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It’s notable that the token Black men 45 has defending him are rich and old now, not to mention the potential brain damage.

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I tried to at least have the first night on in the background, since I half-watched the DNC. I couldn’t stomach it and have since retreated into binge watching 30 rock and eating ice cream.

For real. I even changed our radio from its standard NPR set channel to the local indie station full of blues and reggae just to avoid the horrible reruns. But it’s unavoidable if you are at all online. :slightly_frowning_face:

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I’ve been filtering it through Colbert and Trevor Noah.

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A wise approach. Even that was hard to watch. (Who woulda guessed that watching late night comedy in 2020 would involve seeing almost snuff films?!?)
But at least it’s delivered in a contextual framework by a compassionate person.
It cut off right when Trevor got to the part comparing the nonviolent party being shot in the back to the armed murderer getting a free pass. I wonder what the difference was? /s
:cry::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::slightly_frowning_face:
Also, aren’t these armed vigilantes basically saying that they don’t think the police can keep shit in order? So. Much. Dissonance.

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Trump’s drug test could just be making him read the little insert that comes in a pack of aspirin or allergy medicine. Live.
Spoiler alert: he fails.

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If Rittenhouse gets ANY kind of leniency whatsoever (compared to say Dylan Roof, et. al.), my fear is this will embolden the “militia types” to actually think they can start firing the guns they carry around so recklessly. Then it’s GAME OVER man.

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1500 attendees packed on the White House lawn, most without masks, no Covid-19 tests required.

Once again, he’s literally killing his own supporters just because his ego won’t let him be deprived of an adoring crowd.

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Your tax dollars at work, investigating reporters critical of Trump.

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Oo-er.

https://trashpanda-x.github.io/darklantern/#Donald%20Trump

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pretty much

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Maybe Trump will get COVID and die.

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