🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

TRUMP: Hey, I think you’re a swell guy. How would you like a pardon for your Federal crimes?

ASSOCIATE: I… actually don’t believe I’ve committed any Federal crimes, Mr. President.

TRUMP: Get the fuck out of my sight.

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I’m getting the sense that he doesn’t know what a pardon is or how it works.

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I feel like he’s trying to convince himself and others that a preemptive pardon is actually a kind of honor or accolade.

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Just the other day on The Onion:

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Mexico didn’t pay for the wall, and the US paid Mexicans to build and guard it.

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We’re going to need a lot more Nixon yardsticks to measure this.

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Not being a native American, I have only recently come to understand the GOP acronym.

But kudos, though, very classical and indeed classy to use Ourobouros in such an apt manner.

You guys rock, albeit in a sort of Greek Tragedy fashion, but hey, who the f am I to judge.

Much Love x

Kpop stans… you have a new mission. Find a way to piss on his parade

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Ooh ooh ooh let me guess the title of the book. Is it going to be called “This is why my own daughter can’t look me in the eyes anymore.”

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For reported contract amount of $the price of my soul.

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What the actual fuck…

Also… isn’t Pam a little ‘long in the tooth’ to appeal to the likes of 45?

ETA:

It’s an old photo of her, with a message 'shooped onto it.

That makes a LOT more more sense.

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Took a moment to figure out how not being Native American affected understanding GOP, but the realized you not a native of America, and then I understood. Brain farts, guess not enough coffee.

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2020 …
 

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Can’t end soon enough.

Though 2021 worries me as well…

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2020-2021

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After a Mask-Optional Christmas Party, Santa May Be Delivering a Lump of Covid to the White House This Year


The Walter Reed Doctor Who Spoke Out Against Trump’s Covid Joy Ride Appears to Have Been ‘Removed’

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