🍊🍊🍊🤡🤡 Even More Trumpian Events 🤡🤡🍊🍊🍊 (Part 1)

I wonder if the number of Trump loyalists who contracted Covid-19 has caught up with the number of Trump loyalists who were fired and publicly humiliated.

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couldn’t happen to a nicer guy…
/s
:roll_eyes:

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I was gonna say it couldn’t happen to a nicer virus.

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and that’s why your comment does not need the (/s) disclaimer!

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Thank ya, kindly; though sadly Ghouliani isn’t on there…

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you have to send them a pic of a government issued id to do private chat? that’s wild. can’t wait for the hacks and identity scams to flow

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I mean, some people are just asking for it. Uploading that kind of shit to a website that’s bound to leak like a sieve is just beyond the pale.

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beyond the parl?

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Facebook groups dedicated to the act of abandoning Facebook

:confused:

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Discrimination against ethnic and sexual minorities in hiring is now permitted under a “religious exemption”:

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Those Death Panels the Republicans were promising us. Brought to you, not by Obamacare, but by Republicans.

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TRUMP: Hey, I think you’re a swell guy. How would you like a pardon for your Federal crimes?

ASSOCIATE: I… actually don’t believe I’ve committed any Federal crimes, Mr. President.

TRUMP: Get the fuck out of my sight.

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I’m getting the sense that he doesn’t know what a pardon is or how it works.

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I feel like he’s trying to convince himself and others that a preemptive pardon is actually a kind of honor or accolade.

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Just the other day on The Onion:

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Mexico didn’t pay for the wall, and the US paid Mexicans to build and guard it.

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We’re going to need a lot more Nixon yardsticks to measure this.

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