Every country's tourism slogan

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/18/every-countrys-tourism-sloga.html

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For those who want to double check that it was, in fact, a Beschizza joke, a full size link where you can see the UK:
https://cdn-daytripfinder.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Every-Countrys-Tourism-Slogan-large.png

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I just dont get it, What a knife island? what sort of joke is that? But is this the quality of US humour now trump rules?

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Sweden doesn’t seem to have one, apart from “Visit Sweden” and “Explore West Sweden in a Volvo”.

Nyköping town has “En plats att leva” - A place to live.
Fagersta “Här får du Livstid” - You get a life sentence here.

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Visit Armenia - It is beautiful.

Uganda: You’re welcome.

El Salvador: The 45 minute country.

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There’s a sad irony in “Timeless Tuvalu” given that the small island nation’s very existence is threatened by climate change.

They have some amazing coins too.

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Albania’s “Go Your Own Way” slogan just conjures up being yelled at by some truck driver. Why did I think a self-driving tour of Albania was a good vacation?!

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They love Fleetwood Mac in Albania.

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China like never before? Um, ok.

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I thought they preferred Dixieland jazz.

Kenya dig it?

Czech this place out!

It’s Ghana exceed your expectations

UK: Could be better, TBH

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I thought Australia’s was: If we didn’t kill ya, we made ya stronger!

UK’s should be: Sorry about the food.

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USA: Brown Folks Should Leave Soon

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America: We’re going to be all right wing.

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Ha, ha, you kid. We al know Britain’s is actually “Cor blimey, gov’nor!” or possibly, "Yes, it’s Harry Potter land!"
I find “Think Hungary more than expected” to be somewhat underwhelming. What if you don’t think of it at all? “There’s NOTHING Like Australia” seems like a warning, as does Mexico’s “Live it to believe it.”

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“America: Last Chance to See”

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I like how the committee that created the Tanzanian one was careful to include all the leading attractions.

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I’m actually genuinely confused, because all of these seem quite real.

The UK one is a real slogan, as are many of the other ridiculous ones I checked.

What?? At this point I’m seriously considering the fact that @beschizza created a whole bunch of tourism sites himself, or got himself elected to each country’s board of tourism.

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All within your reach, huh.

With Trump president that could be implying stuff was up for grabs.

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