Every country's tourism slogan

I’m actually genuinely confused, because all of these seem quite real.

The UK one is a real slogan, as are many of the other ridiculous ones I checked.

What?? At this point I’m seriously considering the fact that @beschizza created a whole bunch of tourism sites himself, or got himself elected to each country’s board of tourism.

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All within your reach, huh.

With Trump president that could be implying stuff was up for grabs.

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Liechtenstein: “No, you just passed it. Make a U-turn and then it’s the third exit off the A13 motorway.”

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Why I barely even…

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Hey, wait a second…“New Zealand Better Than Old Zealand”…I thought BB was promoting The Netherlands. :wink:

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bravo, your attention to detail is admirable

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Their generosity is admirable.

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I’ve been to Old Zeeland (Tagline: “Land in Zee” apparently).

There was a bridge there.
So that was nice.

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“Who are YOU to complain, eh?”

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The accompanying post lists the UK as “Knife island”.

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“He will stop at nothing to create the ultimate troll” - this is the slogan on his doormat in front of his house.

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Greenland - mostly neither.

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When I went to Mexico it should have read -

Mexico - Bring Your Imodium.

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I think my favorite line in this vein was something Bill Bryson suggested as a tourism slogan for Australia’s capital city:

“Canberra: There’s Nothing To It!”

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There’s a city near me whose motto is “The City.”

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Canada: “Sorry”

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Lovely skyline.

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I think the UK should officially change its name to Knife Island, personally.

I’m greatly disappointed North Korea didn’t have anything listed. Perhaps “Don’t mind the fella tailing you”.

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It used to be. Now, it’s “You’d better not have arrived by boat”.

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