“Hills for the Hillfolk” seems appropriate, but, “Volcano Gods are dicks?” What does this guy have against Volcano Gods? They may be awesome.
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Well, you know you sacrifice beautiful virgin after beautiful virgin to them and they still erupt and spread flaming hot magma all over your village…
Hmm, maybe sending the gods all the hot chicks is not such a good idea if you don’t want them to ‘go off’ prematurely?
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And if they weren’t hot chicks before…
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I am feeling very attacked.
Roll to see if you dodge the attack…
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It’s worse than that, I write fantasy stories.
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Hey, we didn’t draw the map!
*passes dodge roll, leaves quietly
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