"Every single marine species that we've looked at so far is full of cocaine"

It’s a helluva drug.

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That explains SpongeBob Squarepants, and the whole of Bikini Botton…

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I have a theory about the pod of orcas that’ve been attacking yachts in the Mediterranean Sea…

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This might explain my good luck in fishing recently.
They’re already hooked.

Got me hat, got me coat, show me the door…
:slightly_smiling_face:

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Conservatives everywhere, getting government out of the way of business since the Mongol Invasion. There is no public good that cannot be plundered.

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“Every single marine species that we’ve looked at so far is full of cocaine”

I think that Marines are called Chapters rather than Species.

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yeah, yeah…only d-g can change the earth

fyi, I have started a gofundme page to extract the drugs from the raw sewage in order to protect the marine life and to recycle back into the humans where they belong

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Eric Trump is a marine species?

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Ruh-roh:

Don’t open those bricks, Australia! Dooooooooon’t–

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