That looks fairly cool, but I’m not paying $236 for a poly jacket.
But it’s white and will always stay pristine with it’s authentic patches!
“Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they’re so frightfully clever. I’m really awfully glad I’m a Beta, because I don’t work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don’t want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They’re too stupid to be able …”
…a Tyvek and silver nylon masterpiece that’s inspired by astronaut EVA suits and satellite insulation."
I tried making an architecture-themed jacket based on a similar idea but it turned out to be really itchy.
If their Tyvek is “breathable,” they’re doing it wrong.
Pink insulation and real-estate bubble-wrap? Toll Brothers Jacket?
I suggested a vagisoft union suit with a disco access panel a while back, but they were having none of it, so I’m not backing this.
I thought the same thing when I read “Light, breathable, resilient DuPont Tyvek shell” on the illustration, but perhaps it’s just a comment on the unbearable lightness of breathing.
Take the USA flag off and i’m sold
No one wants to look like an insulated satelite. Can I get one with shuttle tile insulation instead?
Well, do note the number of holes punched in it by the quilting process.
Brought to you by the douche-nozzles responsible for “[Santa the Hutt]” - their witty, pointed commentary on how excess is disgusting* and so are fat people. And fabric named after women’s genitals.
*Note: $200 hoodies are not “excess.” Because technology!
$200 hoodies are closer to small-batch, fair-wage, Made-in-America. You’re probably used to Bangladesh sweatshop prices - most folks are.
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