Exorcist training and conference next month in Chicago

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/10/exorcist-training-and-conferen.html

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You can always tell by the pixels.


#1 Pitfall - Turning Satan down when he offers to split the double occupancy fee at Exorcon.

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Possession is nine tenths of the [scam].

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They’re all gonna die up there.

Just sayin’… /s

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I’d go if I though “Los Espookys” were going to be there.

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I guess there’s no room for hallucinations or delusions?

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training of priests in the holy ministry of exorcism and deliverance.
deliverance

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It’s my understanding that exorcists have an excellent retirement plan.

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Came for this, was not disappointed!

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Oh sure, but my priest told me I was a sinner for going to Comic-Con.

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Wish I could make it, but I’m at a Witch Doctors’ convention at that time.

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I wonder if possessed individual must pay the double occupancy rate?

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What, no workshops on “How to Clean Projectile Vomit Off Your Clothes”?

Mmmmm. . . green pea soup!

So we are all going to crowdfund to send @pesco ?

Group rate, I should think, for their name is Legion, and they are many.

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Obviously the devil knows the future, or he wouldn’t be so heavily invested in Apple, Facebook, Google, and politicians. Common sense, guys.

And he could read your mind, but why would he want to?

The devil’s visions usually include boobs. Divine inspired visions may also involve drag.

magic_mushroom

Morphine

Boobs.

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