Explain a Movie Plot

[LDoBe]

I kmow it’s a bit old and hackneyed, but I’m curious what we come up with in a game of “explain a movie plot badly” or “quickly”.

I’ll start:

Pinocchio, but hotter

[LDoBe]

Biker has a very bad headache

[Brainspore]

Jewelry collector thwarted by man in very expensive clothing.

[anon87143080]

Spaceship crew die after ignoring quarantine protocols. Cat survives.

[Faffenreffer]

Collector of jewelry and hoarder of precious things robbed by small man with hairy feet.

[anon59592690]

Furry midgets take the scenic route to return a stolen heirloom.

[Faffenreffer]

Three actors damage their careers beyond repair.

[anon59592690]

Radicalized farmboy kills thousands.

[LDoBe]

Local business man struggles to cope with government bureaucracy.

[anon87143080]

Angsty youth eats spice, dresses in black, changes name, becomes God, kills Sting.

[SheiffFatman]

Illegal immigrant makes good.

[anon59592690]

Teddy Bears kick off in the woods.

[L0ki]

If you go down to the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise…

Because today’s the day the teddy bears kick ass!

[Faffenreffer]

Whales go abroad to work as translators.

[L0ki]

Prison guard and death row inmate bond over care for pet mouse in this heartwarming tale.

[Brainspore]

Billionaire tycoon in scary costume interrupts parade, steals balloons, torments local clown

[anon87143080]

Plutonium thief sends teen on trip, narrowly avoiding Oedipal hijinks.

[Faffenreffer]

Man regrets losing sled.

[SheiffFatman]

Workers facilitate palace coup.

[Melizmatic]

The Wizard of Oz: