I kmow it’s a bit old and hackneyed, but I’m curious what we come up with in a game of “explain a movie plot badly” or “quickly”.
Pinocchio, but hotter
Biker has a very bad headache
Jewelry collector thwarted by man in very expensive clothing.
Spaceship crew die after ignoring quarantine protocols. Cat survives.
Collector of jewelry and hoarder of precious things robbed by small man with hairy feet.
Furry midgets take the scenic route to return a stolen heirloom.
Three actors damage their careers beyond repair.
Radicalized farmboy kills thousands.
Local business man struggles to cope with government bureaucracy.
Angsty youth eats spice, dresses in black, changes name, becomes God, kills Sting.
Illegal immigrant makes good.
Teddy Bears kick off in the woods.
If you go down to the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise…
Because today’s the day the teddy bears kick ass!
Whales go abroad to work as translators.
Prison guard and death row inmate bond over care for pet mouse in this heartwarming tale.
Billionaire tycoon in scary costume interrupts parade, steals balloons, torments local clown
Plutonium thief sends teen on trip, narrowly avoiding Oedipal hijinks.
Workers facilitate palace coup.