Explain a Movie Plot

I kmow it’s a bit old and hackneyed, but I’m curious what we come up with in a game of “explain a movie plot badly” or “quickly”.

I’ll start:

Pinocchio, but hotter

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Biker has a very bad headache

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Jewelry collector thwarted by man in very expensive clothing.

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Spaceship crew die after ignoring quarantine protocols. Cat survives.

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Collector of jewelry and hoarder of precious things robbed by small man with hairy feet.

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Furry midgets take the scenic route to return a stolen heirloom.

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Three actors damage their careers beyond repair.

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Radicalized farmboy kills thousands.

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Local business man struggles to cope with government bureaucracy.

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Angsty youth eats spice, dresses in black, changes name, becomes God, kills Sting.

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Illegal immigrant makes good.

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Teddy Bears kick off in the woods.

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If you go down to the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise…

Because today’s the day the teddy bears kick ass!

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Whales go abroad to work as translators.

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Prison guard and death row inmate bond over care for pet mouse in this heartwarming tale.

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Billionaire tycoon in scary costume interrupts parade, steals balloons, torments local clown

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Plutonium thief sends teen on trip, narrowly avoiding Oedipal hijinks.

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Man regrets losing sled.

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Workers facilitate palace coup.

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The Wizard of Oz:

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