Explain a Movie Plot

[Faffenreffer]

I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.

[L0ki]

Nature documentary in the style of David Attenborough.

[anon59592690]

Hairless monster fights shark.

[anon59592690]

Amnesiac cop kills clone prostitutes.

[L0ki]

Malignant toy comes to life

[LDoBe]

Becoming a real ass is easier than you think

[anon61221983]

[L0ki]

That’s obviously the tag line.

[L0ki]

King Lear for the holiday season

[Faffenreffer]

Tanukis transform testicles to terrorize territorial troublemakers.

[Brainspore]

Heir to mineral empire denies family member’s claim on inheritance, gentrifies Oakland

[anon59592690]

Golden Labrador-like heir discovers he’s a Good Boy.

[Faffenreffer]

Nearsighted orphan with mild facial disfigurement searches for macguffin.

[belovedvillain]

Ouch. Accurate, but still…

[anon59592690]

@Faffenreffer

macguffin

That’s Maggie Smith, she’s right there in the poster!!

[SheiffFatman]

Something about wizards, plus a fucking talking hat.

[IronEdithKidd]

The hat fucks? Boy do I miss things in movies when I fall asleep trying to watch them.

[Purplecat]

An educational film that teaches:

• The importance of Roe vs Wade,
• Never to trust fans of Ayn Rand
• And to always use the proper technique when lifting.

Apparently there’s some dancing in it as well.

[anon59592690]

“When Butlins Goes Bad!”

[anon87143080]

Trainee sleuth consults evil epicure to collar wayward entomologist.