Explain a Movie Plot

A man and a woman meet in a foreign country; long periods of very little happening ensue, interspersed with brief intervals of nothing happening. By the end you will want to hug your dog.

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“Don’t get off the boat.”
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Bad things happen. Every time.

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Romeo and Juliet On Ice
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Don’t put off until tomorrow who you can do today

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Have the one ring, will travel.

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Lovable loser gets ice cream, then takes his friends and family to the pub.

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Have a drink, wait for it all to blow over.

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What is this I can’t even.

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Liberal Arts professor fights neoconservative government’s attempt to appropriate Christian symbology for own ends.

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Father and son archaeologists sleep with the same pretty Nazi on a treasure hunt.

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Private School’s field trip to Statue of Liberty causes drama.

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Man must fight to support an unusual domestic arrangement involving his mother and an orangutan.

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Tourists ignore local advice.
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A penetrating look at the bare tactics of police investigation.

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Dissatisfied polygamist leaves his home to seduce a sweet young thing in this old world romcom.

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The Matrix: being trans is cool and good, use your elite hacking skills on people who think differently

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Cellist overcomes misogyny to become demigod Ghostbusters_(1984)_theatrical_poster

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Nature documentary in the style of Richard Attenborough. richard attenborough jurassic park - Search

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Actually, yes that’s probably better.

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Immigrant, marginalised and disaffected due to everyone’s refusal to listen to his stories about his time in the Munich circus, is radicalised by deep state operatives, goes on rampage.

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