Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/17/explosion-at-russian-lab-that.html
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Just another day in the stupid timeline…
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Putin, the USA’s first Russian President says:
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Whats with Russians and explosions lately? No OSHA i guess?
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As they say in Russia: Safety Last…
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I never thought I would say this, but I preferred the bull semen:
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It’s OK, though, because everyone’s been vaccinated. Right?
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I really want to stop living in a Robert Ludlum novel.
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I never thought I would say this, but I preferred the bull semen:
Oh, I know what you mean, mmmmm…
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Would you happen to be making a reference to the children’s song “Ring Around the Rosie” (in the past, erroneously thought to be about the Black Death)?
If not, it still works! 
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everything people believed in the past was a mistake
including this
I wrote this in the past and it is wrong
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Urban myth has its way of working into the most strange places.
Or, in Russian, “Больше водки!”
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Well I’m confused! Just shove me into a bull semen vial and blow me up now!
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Your wish is our command. Booom!
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That’s still not how vaccines work.
And besides which, routine vaccination hasn’t happened in the US since 1972 - when, you know, the disease was eradicated. Plus, this one was only known to protect you for up to 5 years.
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There was a boy
A very strange enchanted boy
They blew him up very far, very far
Over land and sea
A little shy and sad of eye
But very wise was he
[sorry, Nat]
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