You left out the line about the “bull semen”… Why?
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“Bull Semen” goes without saying.
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Roger That!
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I’m glad we’re being told that everything is okay, because Russia has a great history of being upfront on the reality of potential disasters.
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Don’t know where you’re getting your information from, please check your sources.
[note sadly the sarcasm]
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I prefer to think of it as one of the Cheap Dimensions.
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How can that be? I still have the scar! /s
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Blowing up a lab full of viruses is not enough to vaccinate everybody?
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M-O-O-N. That spells smallpox. Everybody knows that.
If anyone starts dreaming of an old black woman in Iowa, we’re screwed.
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An Aussie lab shot the wads
Of bulls straight up to the gods
A Bunsen went screwy
The lab went kablooie
And mocked by us Internet sods.
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Oh, I can guarantee anyone in the room with the explosion has no need to worry about smallpox.
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Whatever you call it, we are stuck here for now…
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The Russian State Lab said “there is no risk of contamination”, “no biohazard material was being stored in that room” and the mayor of a Siberian town (I thought one was sent there not willingly living there running for office) also insisted to the world “the incident does not pose any biological or any other threat”. According to the CNN expert there are “rules for storing [dangerous] viruses” which apparently don’t include preventing uncontrolled explosions in the same building.
So who wouldn’t trust these Russian statements or the rules they abide by. CLEARLY nothing to worry about, all bases covered!?
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Is that like a Pocket Dimension, except that the pocket is in a pair of womens’ pants, so it’s more of a sad joke than anything else?
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They heck with flying cars, I want the portals from Fringe.
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Not the handheld programmable ones from Sliders and Rick and Morty ?
With Fringe you only get two choices, plus the mysterious deletion of one family member
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“Russian State Centre for Research on Virology and Biotechnology (Vector)”
In infectious disease jargon, “vector” means a route of infection.
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