Watch for FB to team up with Wells Fargo.
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How the hell did he do that?
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Damn that GIF makes me sad. Poor badger. I hope he survived.
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But they didn’t pinkie-swear!
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Very trumpian, all that (or was it always like that?):
“Our heap of bullshit is on fire! We’ll better crank that bullshit engine up to 11 to cover up that old bullshit real fast.”
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I do, it is used exclusively to sign up for promotional rewards. It is linked to zero people I know in real life.
I may still choose to get rid of it at some point though.
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What a stupid idea. I only trust my bank because I have no choice. Facebook is so slimy, why do they think they could be trusted with financial transactions? Why not bank through Uber or Monsanto? The stock going up just shows how uninformed some investors are.
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Facebook should partner with Wells Fargo.
“Wells Fargo, established 1852. Re-established 2018. Unholy-allianced 2019.”
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yeah, like, with giant red centipedes emerging from the eye socket mouth holes - with his eyeballs in the mouths of the centipedes - and the eye nerves and veins dangling - and if it could all be sticking out the roof of a car with really big rear wheels, wow
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This must all be part of a gigantic conspiracy to drive The Onion out of business.
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fascists could take out loans ironically.
Absolutely no way would I agree to Facebook having any level of access to my bank account.
Facebook to banks: give us our users’ financial data
ROFLMAO!! (It’s the only sane response.)
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And we always tell the truth. Why would we lie? What could we gain by lying? So… you know… we aren’t lying.
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No, it’s true. Instead they’re going to skip straight to the 4th, 5th and 6th parties! “To the 4th, 5th, 6th…and beyond!”
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And no doubt John Oliver is already writing his next FB piece.
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