I’ll just hold up my eel skin wallet and say “who’s a pretty wallet, who’s a pretty wallet”
Mr. Lovecraft, Mr. H.P. Lovecraft, please call your office
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Sorry aqueous sneks, would love to chat but your embrace of a walled garden ecosystem prevents me from doing so.
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Woah. First reaction on reading the headline was along the lines that these eels must be something akin to the insects in Herzog’s Where the Green Ants Dream. Creatures whose experiences are critical for forming and maintaining the current state of reality. I guess that makes sense given everything going on atm.
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Couldn’t they just set up a monitor in front of the tank and put on some random movie? Just not something like Jiro Dreams of Sushi, of course.
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Joke’s on you. Eel skin wallets aren’t made from eels but hagfish.
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I tried to call the eels, but they didn’t pick up.
I hope most callers are being nice. Putting out an open call for video chats is risky business. You’re liable to see some, uh, eels of a different kind, if you’re not careful.
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Is this what its like when tomaguchi are made of meat?
Sandy Clay Loam sounds like the name of a FOX newsreader.
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So, uh… anyone else’s hovercraft getting a little full?
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