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Chopped off, but still just as gross
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Don’t want to be mushy but it seems not really worth it to me.
Did they not also have the record for Longest Time Unable To Scratch Their Own Arse?
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I wonder if he has an assistant for wiping?
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With a dremel:
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Which, indirectly, leads me to ask; how do blind people know they’re done wiping?
The nails are now on display at the Ripley’s Believe It or Not! Times Square museum.
I guess it was either chop them off or live in the museum full time. Maybe he could have hitched rides to work with the McCrarys:
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So, is that what the kids are calling THICC?
I like having friends with a practical mindset.
I don’t know… maybe with some training you can just feel it? There is a tactile feedback both from the, uh, area in question and the fingertips, even through a couple of layers of bogroll paper.
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Makes sense.
Unlike me to ask a sensible question, I know, but it isn’t the kind of thing you can just ask, is it?
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Should be sold for millions to someone having erectile problems. Similar stuff to rhino horn, but even more rare!
Also, interesting subject for heavy isotope research.
Ok, I will see myself out.
There must be a web forum for this somewhere…
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