Famed Guinness Records star with the longest fingernails has chopped them off!


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/08/famed-guinness-records-star-wi.html


#2

Chopped off, but still just as gross


#3

Don’t want to be mushy but it seems not really worth it to me.


#4

Did they not also have the record for Longest Time Unable To Scratch Their Own Arse?


#5

I wonder if he has an assistant for wiping?


#6

With a dremel:


#7

Which, indirectly, leads me to ask; how do blind people know they’re done wiping?


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The nails are now on display at the Ripley’s Believe It or Not! Times Square museum.

I guess it was either chop them off or live in the museum full time. Maybe he could have hitched rides to work with the McCrarys:


#9

So, is that what the kids are calling THICC?


#10

I like having friends with a practical mindset.

I don’t know… maybe with some training you can just feel it? There is a tactile feedback both from the, uh, area in question and the fingertips, even through a couple of layers of bogroll paper.


#11

Makes sense.
Unlike me to ask a sensible question, I know, but it isn’t the kind of thing you can just ask, is it?


#12

Should be sold for millions to someone having erectile problems. Similar stuff to rhino horn, but even more rare!

Also, interesting subject for heavy isotope research.

Ok, I will see myself out.


#13

There must be a web forum for this somewhere


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