Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/05/31/fanny-pack-sandals.html
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hm…yeah? … i guess.
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Wow, those are as attractive as Crocs.
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I read that as “fannypack SCANDALS”
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I was thinking and something that makes Crocs look good after seeing the picture.
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Nike is 35 years late to the pockets on shoes party. Here’s an image of the shoes I wore in 5th grade, back when the dinosaurs roamed the earth and Ronny Raygun was president:
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Oh man Roos were the greatest. Especially in those days of needing pay phone change handy.
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I kept at least one quarter in one shoe and my housekey in the other (school let out a good 2 hours before the adults got home).
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They would be perfect for wearing on a nudist beach. Finally, a more comfortable place to stick my cabin key, and I won’t look quite so silly retrieving it.
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Well, that looks just as horrible as expected.
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TMI
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What? I have trouble with necklaces. They always get caught on my ears, and I look like a complete fool.
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Serious users would start looking like pollen-laden bees.
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I’d google that but I’m afraid of what might pop up.
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Capitalism doesn’t always take advantage of market research.
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I used to wear black penny loafers and put dimes in them for emergency payphone use!
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Someone ought to inform them of the British usage of “fanny.”
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Nah. The PR nightmare will be hilarious to watch.
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That image makes it clear they also missed the most important part of keeping valuables in your shoes - subtlety.
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That was my exact thought. I’ve seen those folks who walk around in just a fanny pack, and this is much better.
