Fanny pack sandals

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/05/31/fanny-pack-sandals.html

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#2

hm…yeah? … i guess.

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#3

Wow, those are as attractive as Crocs.

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#4

I read that as “fannypack SCANDALS”

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#5

I was thinking and something that makes Crocs look good after seeing the picture.

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#6

Nike is 35 years late to the pockets on shoes party. Here’s an image of the shoes I wore in 5th grade, back when the dinosaurs roamed the earth and Ronny Raygun was president:
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#7

Oh man Roos were the greatest. Especially in those days of needing pay phone change handy.

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#8

I kept at least one quarter in one shoe and my housekey in the other (school let out a good 2 hours before the adults got home).

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#9

They would be perfect for wearing on a nudist beach. Finally, a more comfortable place to stick my cabin key, and I won’t look quite so silly retrieving it.

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#10

Well, that looks just as horrible as expected.

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#11

TMI  

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#12

What? I have trouble with necklaces. They always get caught on my ears, and I look like a complete fool.

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#13

Serious users would start looking like pollen-laden bees.

bee%20with%20pollen

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#14

I’d google that but I’m afraid of what might pop up.

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#15

Capitalism doesn’t always take advantage of market research.

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#16

I used to wear black penny loafers and put dimes in them for emergency payphone use!

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#17

Someone ought to inform them of the British usage of “fanny.”

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#18

Nah. The PR nightmare will be hilarious to watch.

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#19

That image makes it clear they also missed the most important part of keeping valuables in your shoes - subtlety.

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#20

That was my exact thought. I’ve seen those folks who walk around in just a fanny pack, and this is much better.