Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/09/fast-food-gives-crows-higher-c.html
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Well, that’s something to crow about.
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Crowlesterol, amirite?
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Clearly I should have been hatched a crow
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Next time you’re forced to admit an embarrassing mistake be sure to choose organic crow.
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My guess would be that crows get in a much larger amount of exercise than do humans, so they can just work it off.
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But I ask you, is slow food that much better? I mean, really.
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Wow. All I can think about is how insanely high Seagulls’ bloodwork must be. They hit every elementary, middle and high schools in the greater SoCal region, along with the beaches and their other usual food haunts.
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In a word, Yes.
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I mean for crows.
Left out the /s.
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Weird. It’s almost like the basic fundamentals of physiology are conserved across even remotely related animals (in this case vertebrates…). Whodathunk that livers work similarly?
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uh oh, the pigeons and segulls are f*cked then, because crows are health nuts compared to them.
Well, one should avoid situations that result in one having to eat crow anyway.
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