the comedic style is unmistakable. I must sadly conclude that I myself am one of the writers.
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I suspect he’d fall into the trap from Orson Welles’ The Stranger.
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Mr. Kessler Sr. speaks for so many of us who wish that junior would get the hell out of our country.
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Nope, you keep him.
We’ve got enough home-grown assholes already.
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You and @Brainspore are pretty close. The edges of the Venn diagram look like crescent moon slivers due to incels somehow managing to attract a few not white guys.
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Even the sharks would find him distasteful.
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Q: What’s the difference between the alt-right and the Nazis?
A: The Nazis didn’t live in their parents’ basements.
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So he’s an impotent man with no control over his personal home life who then lashes out at a group that are unrelated to his problems but he feels are easy to bully? Will wonders never cease.
At least I know the new rallying cry and sound byte every counter protest needs to have ready.
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I hope any potential nazis reading these comments know that we aren’t actually mocking Kessler for living with his parents or being bullied by his dad. It’s perfectly reasonable to live with your parents, especially with job options being what they are for young people. It doesn’t make you unmanly to need financial help. Lots of people get bullied by their parents, and it’s shitty and unfair for them. It doesn’t make them weak just because someone bullies them.
But when you’re a fucking nazi, people who normally would sympathize no longer have sympathy for your problems. Your problems make them happy. Stop being a fucking nazi.
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Wah Wah!!! Daddy hates me.
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Err… no twin bed.
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It sounded like he was forced to live with his parents because he could not “afford all these lawsuits” (not because he had limited job options). Well at least one of these is him suing over Charlottsville not granting permits for another public nazi circle jerk. So if I was his Dad I’d throw him out and tell him to spend his money on accommodation, not on being a shithead fuckwit nazi-loving little prick trying to enforce rights he does not deserve - and then he won’t need to live with people who watch and actually understand German history programmes on TV.
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He’s 35. Time to hang up your swastika and get a job.
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Well to be fair, sometimes people have to move back in with their parents due to circumstances.
Being a scumbag Nazi probably doesn’t help things. Espeically when your family is educated via the “anti-German History channel”. 
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The boat tour nearly surpassed the grumpy dad in sadness.
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I’m not used to antisemitic racists being so apparently clean-cut and having all their teeth.
Actually, they kind of did. The early Nazis were impoverished, disgruntled misfits.
Hitler even launched the Beer Hall Putsch from a “basement” (that is, the Bürgerbräukeller).
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That was fun. He was self aware enough to know what it would sound like to say he was living with his parents, yet not self aware enough to see that he’s a horrible person. Baby steps, I guess.
It’s really going to suck if the other Nazi has to sell his boat at a significant loss. Best of luck renting it! Hopefully he avoids ending up with a renter that smears it with shit from stem to stern…
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