FBI: Nope, Zodiac killer not found

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So you’re saying Ted Cruz is still a suspect?

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/pulse rate slows

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@IronEdithKidd @RickMycroft

How many times do I have to turn Ted Cruz in to the FBI, this is getting tiring, he’s the Zodiac Killer.

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Not swift enough to forestall every tabloid rag and attention-seeker from coming out of the woodwork to spray the internet with half-assed sensationalist bullshit that will live on while the debunking is fastidiously ignored as unprofitable.

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One possible warning bell: those armchair detectives are truly armchair detectives. They mention they’re all over 50 and not fit enough to search the area they think holds evidence.

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I know it’s implausible but…

…I can’t unsee it.

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