Fear and projection in Mar-A-Lago

I think we can make it work. We would have to have the collar on an extension cord, because a battery large enough to power it for a day’s worth of 20K charges would not be easily portable.

I have developed an AI program, trained on every recorded utterance he has ever made that will determine if what he is saying is criminal or not and administer a shock.

Turns out it’s just a binary filter that determines whether or not he is talking

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Hmm, might be OK though if you make it ergonomic.

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Yep - that’s best. I was going to reply to @docsoc that with modern voice recognition, we’d only need a microphone and it can all be automated.

  • Mic open/no Trump voice/repeat analysis.
  • Mic closed (no ambient noise)/electrocute the fucker
  • Mic open/Trump voice/electrocute the fucker.

Enforced silence at ALL times. Make the fucker learn sign language to communicate.

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Ok - I’ll be nicking that and recycling it. Thanks. :wink:

(But ‘Hair Furore’)

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Neither of them are his secretary.

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I was thinking about karma and turnabout (and him melting down when he finds out who will decide what he can say to the public), but yeah, it would have to be well paid.

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And come with industrial strength therapy.

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Possibly… I was imagining her sitting on a deck chair going “no chance”, “that’s a baldfaced lie”, and so on… imho he’d stroke out in a day or two.

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I would vote for Nancy Pelosi (post retirement) for that role, but I wouldn’t wish that role onto anyone due to the possible PTSD exposures while engaged in this duty.

For certain disbarred lawyers, they could earn back their law degrees, but only if their moderation successfully prevents further sanctions against Trump from the court.

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