Fed-up cobbler fashions extra-long social-distancing shoes

You may want to avoid wearing these in the presence of mongooses.

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This reminded me that I have a belt buckle that is guaranteed to keep my wife at a distance. It’s a lifesize pewter tarantula. She refuses any offers of hugs when she sees I have it on.
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