Sign seen at the WILDLIFE Sydney zoo last month:
That’s okay, then.
We were also told the simplest way to distinguish saltwater- from freshwater crocs: “if it’s coming towards you, it’s a saltie”.
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And Florida too.
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Why is it called a bottom if it is in the middle?
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Fun fact about saltwater crocodiles is that, as their name would indicate, they also can and do swim in the ocean:
https://www.cairnspost.com.au/news/crocodile-sits-just-meters-away-from-group-of-people-at-kewarra-beach/news-story/1d7e1e4fefc88ab8aba87708815fe84e
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This is notably less sexy than the scene from Crocodile Dundee where Linda Kozlowski almost gets eaten by a crocodile
Brainspore loves Linda Kozlowski 
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“Aw, what a fucking dog!”
Au contraire my Antipodean friend; I believe you’ll find that it is, in point of fact, a crocodile.
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Heh you can hear him regretfully saying “it’s so big!” at the end. About the fish, not the croc!
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Except “some of the sheep”
Because it is at the base of your torso.
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But then its legs all the way down 
Damn, Daniel!
More Oz fishing adventures, based in my brother’s town:
I am sure he removed his pants soon afterwards
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My take is that all the fish belong to the croc 
especially one that size, the bloke was taking the fish and the croc wanted it back as in “hey man that is my fish no-one takes my fish”
But then legs do not form part of your torso. Stick to plumbing.
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I was refering to the body as a whole, from the waist up and the waist down. If legs don’t count as part of the human body, I was wrong.
Plumbing 4 Life (well, half my life so far)
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