They just donât makeâem like they used to.
Is there a version of the Darwin award, but for crime?
So, he canât drive again until the last year of his jail term?
Porsche Drivers.
Itâs Porsche-a
I really thought I was going to see his face when the car crashed. I canât find the words to describe my disappointment.
I think his being stuck inside would actually make it more difficult for the police to pick him up.
Should read Porsche âBoxterâ. Boxer is the kind of engine it has - flat 6 (horizontally opposed) engine.
Trivia -
Porsche and Subaru have the use of these kinds of engines in common.
Edit - should read âBoxsterâ as was pointed out below. My mistake/typo this time!
If youâre going to be pedantic⌠itâs actually âBoxsterâ.
How do ya figure?
theyâd have to get him unstuck first. unless a bunch of them got together on each side of the car and then lifted together, but Iâm not sure if that really counts.
Heâs trapped. Inside the car. They could shove it up onto a flatbed with a winch. Then take him to a secure facility and jaws-of-life it open with robots, or guys in full riot gear. Then heâs in complete custody.
Basically, if heâs trapped, then he has nowhere to run and nowhere to hide.
All the better to dehumanize, eh?
âaggravated vehicle takingâ
Whoops, right. Typo.
From a UK solicitation site
Taking a conveyance without authority
There is another widespread criminal offence in the United Kingdom which cannot be covered by theft under Section 1 of the Theft Act. This offence is referred to as taking a conveyance without authority but is more commonly known as joy riding.
Why can this offence not be covered by Section 1 of the Theft Act?
This offence cannot be covered by the offence of theft as in this case there is no intention to permanently deprive the owner of the property.
When individuals commit this crime there is no intention to permanently deprive as after a few hours of the car being taken the car will be abandoned.
Accordingly Section 12 of the Theft Act has created the offence of taking a conveyance without authority stating that an individual will be guilty of a criminal offence to without the ownerâs consent or other lawful authority taking a conveyance for his own use or for another personâs use.
This therefore removes the requirement for the car to be permanently deprived from the owner.
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