Female mongooses will start a war to get sex

Wherever there is such a dispute about the plural form, this resolution is mandated:

Mongopodes.

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Anyway, anyone got anything on Mongoose’ to share?
Those snake-eating mofo’s are badass, clearly the ladies even more so.
As ever.

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We didn’t.

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tenor-14

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Rikki Tikki Tavi is an amazing name and I hope there’s an artfully vicious Drag Queen out there somewhere using it.

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If not, I call dibs as a fierce ‘faux queen.’

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Hell yeah.
Destroying feather boas counts, right? :grin:

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Of course; wigs too.

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Just so long as their stage act includes bawdy puns about handling vicious serpents.

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Came for the mongooses. Stayed for the Krumpers.

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See!? Totally a winner.

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Is there at least one calling themselves “Donald Krump”?

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