Finally, skincare for men that isn't complicated

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Finally, skincare for men that isn’t complicated

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https://www.duden.de/rechtschreibung/Geologie

Yeah, rubbing yourself down with a handful of gravel doesn’t seem complicated.

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it’s easy for things like grooming and skincare to never be a high-priority issue.

Yep.

Next.

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Every time I try to moisturise my male-ass face, I end up on the floor of the bathroom spasming and leaking cerebrospinal fluid out of my ears on account of the complexity, so this is of great interest to me.

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I always wondered about your avatar.

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I read “Geologie” as “Geo-loogie”. Huh. Earth phlegm? Ok.

After almost four years of Trump, and ten years of 2020, that’s a question that gets asked? And the answer is insufficient face creams? Bizarre.

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My system of doing absolutely nothing is working perfectly.

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It’s based on The Mekon, but that is because (aside from being the emotionlessly scientific tyrant ruler of Venus) I have a big ol’ bald head.

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It’s not that big. And well-proportioned.

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Has “finding the right soap that works for you” really beaten that many people?

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Nope, it’s just a bit of gaslighting designed to unsettle your day :slight_smile:

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You’d think the obvious answer is “I look pale because the lighting for my Zoom setup isn’t very good in this room”

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