Finland N'existe Pas

A false premise ("Finland " exists, and has inhabitants) yields any conclusion.

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FAKKITTY FAKE FAKE FAKE

http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2015/04/the-biggest-little-sf-publishe.html

Castalia House was (per wikipedia) founded by Theodore Beale (aka Vox Day) in early 2014 in Kouvola, Finland. [emphasis added]

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UGH WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

http://twitter.com/EveryFinnishNo

So, when will this thread be Finnished?

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WHEN ALL THE CONSPIRATORS ADMIT TO THE JOKE
 

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Continuing the discussion from Have you seen THIS?:

#Of course not

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Finland made my current favorite Christmas movie Rare Exports so of course it exists.

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#Herätä, lammkilöä!

Another fable about that mysterious land of the North…

Former Finnish sniper Simo Hayha reading a book. He is credited with 505 confirmed sniper kills in the Winter War of 1939-40, when the Soviet Union (Without success) tried to conquer his homeland, Finland. Hayha used only his Mosin-Nagant rifle with iron sights. Finally wounded by a gunshot to the face, Hayha recovered, living to the age of 96.
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“Finland” is just another piece of online fakery

Isn’t Finland that fake country where the latest Disney Princess movie was set?

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More evidence that Finland is fictional – the language is less developed than Klingon…

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Wow.

Finland’s goats know a lot of concepts.

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That’s why Klingon is copyrighted!

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I love it already.

I also am a big fan of Värttinä :smiley:

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D’aww. I saw @raita quoted and thought she was back.

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I was just a wee bit slow finding this thread…

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But it lends itself well to the rich Finnish tradition of rhyming poetry.

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