Originally published at: Firefighters free naked woman wedged, upside-down, between two buildings | Boing Boing
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At least she didn’t get stuck while trying to throw a turd out the window
Firefighters continue to breach the wall while keeping an eye on the female and ventilating the area
Yeah, I bet they were fighting over that ‘keeping an eye on the female’ job.
Things to do while naked in Santa Ana, California…
When you come back in time to save John Connor it’s really important to make sure you get those coordinates right.
Lucy, you got some “splainin to do.
This is why I always put “giving up nude skydiving” on my list of New Year’s resolutions.
As a not-proud resident of Tampa Florida, how is it even remotely possible that this didn’t happen in Florida?
And since I’m asking, why does it ALWAYS merit inclusion in the story’s title if it did happen in Florida?
No information about how she had gotten stuck between the buildings—an auto body shop and an audio store—or why she was nude and upside down.
Imma go out on a limb and say “meth”.
Well, it’s in orange county, the florida or of california (up to, and including disneyland)
Record scratch. Freeze frame.
I’m now picturing this scenario as the single best cold open ever for an episode of Quantum Leap. Oh boy!
No information about how she had gotten stuck between the buildings—an auto body shop and an audio store—or why she was nude and upside down.
I see what you did there
exactly my thought - ya beat me to it - kinda only way it makes sense.
A pal of mine made the quip last year
Zombie apocalypse? nay, they got it wrong. its already here - its meth addiction…
Sadly, she is so correct…
Independence, MO (home of Harry S Truman) USED to be the #1 meth capital in the US. We lost that title awhile ago. I live in south Independence, but I hear it is more of an issue up north still.
I swear I read this story before, or something similar.
Person was maybe on the roof and fell “between” the building walls and was stuck.
Must have been this, from 2013
“A rescue crew worked for more than two hours to free a naked woman wedged upside-down between two buildings in Santa Ana, California yesterday.”
So unless there’s a deceivingly named Sana Ana, California Florida city, this is in California.
wedged upside-down between two buildings
Typo fixed, meant to say that Orange County is the Florida of California.