Fireproof human skulls for your gas fireplace, barbeque or fire-pit

#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/17/late-stage-capitalism-2.html

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#2

there fixed it.

#3

Yeaaaahhhh, no.

#4

But… they’re not banana-shaped!

#5

Pass. You haven’t experience barbequing until you’ve done it on real human skulls.

#6

This is what we use in the kitchen as trivets! It’s harder than it looks, but I think it’s a lovely way to present various dishes.

#7

And I just noticed the URL on the actual BB post… pure genius.

#8

Here’s five bucks kids. Now, what I want you to do, is ask the babysitter to light the fireplace for you, right after the horror movie marathon ends.

#9

Alas, poor Yorick! I sponged him well, Horatio. He was a man of infinite soot.

#10

Ya, nothing could possibly go wrong with using these.

#11

LOLz These are great! I am going to get a pair to use as andirons. The wife will love them! (not)

#12

WANT! Want want want want wantwant want want, WANT.

#13

“These? From neighbors who didn’t clean up after their dog stopped by my lawn.”

#14

“These? From folks who asked too many snooping questions.”

#15

Saw these last time in TJ for $10 bucks a piece, would be an interesting convo with Border Agent coming back to the USA…

#16

i’ll have to get some of each…i’m an equal opportunity destroyer.

#17

I think I will go build a fireplace in my house just so I can use these things.

#18

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#19

Think of the prank opportunities though. Put one or two of these under the logs in the fire pit and watch to see who notices first.

#20

What about someplace with a pizza or pita oven!?!