Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/17/late-stage-capitalism-2.html
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Fireproof human skulls for your gas fireplace, barbeque or fire-pit
This is what we use in the kitchen as trivets! It’s harder than it looks, but I think it’s a lovely way to present various dishes.
Here’s five bucks kids. Now, what I want you to do, is ask the babysitter to light the fireplace for you, right after the horror movie marathon ends.
LOLz These are great! I am going to get a pair to use as andirons. The wife will love them! (not)
Saw these last time in TJ for $10 bucks a piece, would be an interesting convo with Border Agent coming back to the USA…
A̠̗̱̖̘̮̣h! ҉̠A̸̪̺̖̤n̞͕̩̺̰ À̻̺̹͍P̡͙͕͙͍L p͇̟̗̘̞r̷̠̞o̺̥̪̱̟̻͓g̝̦̲̳̤r̶̭̜͚̱̳a̡̞͍̹m͔̘̰m̻͙̻͓̼͉̜̕e̲̼r̴̠̖͇’̹͚̜̳͙̺͡s̗͇̻͇̥ ̷͖̫̘̻͇a̘͍̹̞l͔͇͚t͖͚̻̜̕ͅar͇̘͇̯!̗ ̴̮ͅN̨͍̗̻̪͇̖͕e͈̜̳̜a̙̞̘̪̞̦̱t̖͉̲̪̗!̴̥̪͇͉̣͔̰
Think of the prank opportunities though. Put one or two of these under the logs in the fire pit and watch to see who notices first.