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there fixed it.
But... they're not banana-shaped!
Pass. You haven't experience barbequing until you've done it on real human skulls.
This is what we use in the kitchen as trivets! It's harder than it looks, but I think it's a lovely way to present various dishes.
And I just noticed the URL on the actual BB post... pure genius.
Here's five bucks kids. Now, what I want you to do, is ask the babysitter to light the fireplace for you, right after the horror movie marathon ends.
Alas, poor Yorick! I sponged him well, Horatio. He was a man of infinite soot.
Ya, nothing could possibly go wrong with using these.
LOLz These are great! I am going to get a pair to use as andirons. The wife will love them! (not)
WANT! Want want want want wantwant want want, WANT.
"These? From neighbors who didn't clean up after their dog stopped by my lawn."
"These? From folks who asked too many snooping questions."
Saw these last time in TJ for $10 bucks a piece, would be an interesting convo with Border Agent coming back to the USA...
i'll have to get some of each...i'm an equal opportunity destroyer.
I think I will go build a fireplace in my house just so I can use these things.
A̠̗̱̖̘̮̣h! ҉̠A̸̪̺̖̤n̞͕̩̺̰ À̻̺̹͍P̡͙͕͙͍L p͇̟̗̘̞r̷̠̞o̺̥̪̱̟̻͓g̝̦̲̳̤r̶̭̜͚̱̳a̡̞͍̹m͔̘̰m̻͙̻͓̼͉̜̕e̲̼r̴̠̖͇'̹͚̜̳͙̺͡s̗͇̻͇̥ ̷͖̫̘̻͇a̘͍̹̞l͔͇͚t͖͚̻̜̕ͅar͇̘͇̯!̗ ̴̮ͅN̨͍̗̻̪͇̖͕e͈̜̳̜a̙̞̘̪̞̦̱t̖͉̲̪̗!̴̥̪͇͉̣͔̰
Think of the prank opportunities though. Put one or two of these under the logs in the fire pit and watch to see who notices first.
What about someplace with a pizza or pita oven!?!