Fireproof human skulls for your gas fireplace, barbeque or fire-pit

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/17/late-stage-capitalism-2.html

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there fixed it.

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Yeaaaahhhh, no.

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But… they’re not banana-shaped!

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Pass. You haven’t experience barbequing until you’ve done it on real human skulls.

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This is what we use in the kitchen as trivets! It’s harder than it looks, but I think it’s a lovely way to present various dishes.

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And I just noticed the URL on the actual BB post… pure genius.

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Here’s five bucks kids. Now, what I want you to do, is ask the babysitter to light the fireplace for you, right after the horror movie marathon ends.

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Alas, poor Yorick! I sponged him well, Horatio. He was a man of infinite soot.

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Ya, nothing could possibly go wrong with using these.

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LOLz These are great! I am going to get a pair to use as andirons. The wife will love them! (not)

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WANT! Want want want want wantwant want want, WANT.

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“These? From neighbors who didn’t clean up after their dog stopped by my lawn.”

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“These? From folks who asked too many snooping questions.”

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Saw these last time in TJ for $10 bucks a piece, would be an interesting convo with Border Agent coming back to the USA…

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i’ll have to get some of each…i’m an equal opportunity destroyer.

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I think I will go build a fireplace in my house just so I can use these things.

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A̠̗̱̖̘̮̣h! ҉̠A̸̪̺̖̤n̞͕̩̺̰ À̻̺̹͍P̡͙͕͙͍L p͇̟̗̘̞r̷̠̞o̺̥̪̱̟̻͓g̝̦̲̳̤r̶̭̜͚̱̳a̡̞͍̹m͔̘̰m̻͙̻͓̼͉̜̕e̲̼r̴̠̖͇’̹͚̜̳͙̺͡s̗͇̻͇̥ ̷͖̫̘̻͇a̘͍̹̞l͔͇͚t͖͚̻̜̕ͅar͇̘͇̯!̗ ̴̮ͅN̨͍̗̻̪͇̖͕e͈̜̳̜a̙̞̘̪̞̦̱t̖͉̲̪̗!̴̥̪͇͉̣͔̰

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Think of the prank opportunities though. Put one or two of these under the logs in the fire pit and watch to see who notices first.

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What about someplace with a pizza or pita oven!?!

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