Fireproof human skulls for your gas fireplace, barbeque or fire-pit

Sigh. I love 'em, but $65 a head is too stiff for me.

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It’s good to know my skull may have some value after I’m done using it.

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I didn’t know I needed a fire pit - UNTIL RIGHT NOW.

First… I should probably get a back yard. Maybe a house to go with that yard…

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Holy crap do I want these, but at the current exchange rate that’s $100 dollars a skull! Why are American skulls WORTH SO MUCH?!

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Someone thought this up, made them, and is now selling them.

MAJOR COJONES.

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“Conan, what is best in life?”
“To crush you enemies, see them driven before you, and use their skulls to line your backyard barbecue pit.”

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At least someone finally found a practical use for all those skulls taking up space in the kitchen.

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No. Not your skull. These are made from “lava granules”, meaning only tRump’s skull could immediately be added to the maker’s stockpile.

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Thanks. you just made me spend more money.

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Or cause a real problem by leaving one in a firepit at a public camping site…

No way these could lead to any problems with the po po when a nosy neighbor looks on your yard…

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I’ll give ya $60 for it right now.

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I’ll give you $45!

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Those are cute…

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It’s all the heavy metals in our water; it adds to the resale value.

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Can you cook on these in the oven to convey a taste of death to food?

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Daddy?!?

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Perfect for when you’re enjoying a nice drink by the fire.

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“Zog? Zog yes? Zog no?”

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