And yet my friends wonder why I’ll catch spiders with my bare hands but run screaming from centipedes.
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OMG! What kind of cat is that… I NEEDS it! So magnificent!
Or is that some weird doggo?
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No idea, it was the first image when i googled “Evil Cat” lol. But it has beautiful eyes 
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So wonderful!
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omg. Apparently the cat’s name is Muffin
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With a name like Muffin, of course it’s pure evil! In fact, what do you want to bet that it was Muffin that set this whole “tarantula eating a snake” thing up in the first place!!! WE’RE ON TO YOU MUFFIN!!!
OMG… look at his little tie!!! So majestic!!!
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Where does one buy a tiny pet Krampus anyway?
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And venomous fangs. Don’t forget the fangs.
Also six extra eyes. Yeah the kitten metaphor is breaking down FAST.
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Meh, cats have saber-toothed canines. And claws. And, as I understand it, most tarantulas are docile with very mild venom.
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That’s exactly what they want you to think.
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When I see one of those in my house my second thought is, what the hell is it eating to get that big?
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It’s really bad when the cat img looks more presidential (some evil) than the current president-elect.
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Wind scorpion. Still DO NOT WANT.
BTW, that is pretty much actual size.
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I would definitely vote for President Muffin.
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Yea, but they’re always bringing home half-dead (or fully dead) snakes, so it’s a bit of a toss up.
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Honestly, except for the hair color, they’re kind of hard to tell apart. Something in the expression…
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Firm but fair. I think Muffin would get the job done.
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Or just some extra eyes…
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