Originally published at: Fish falls from sky, smashes Tesla windshield (video) - Boing Boing
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discounting the neighbor who has a shiny new trebuchet and an understandable hatred of all things musk (“note the absence of even the slightest talon marks on the fish in question”)
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Or one of the neighbors a few streets over has a fish cannon?
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This “right to bear arms” is getting ridiculous.
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If they would have read the manual they would know to put it in fish mode.
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Isn’t the Cybertrukk windscreen supposed to be bowling ball proof?
You would think it could withstand the wetty splat of a dropped fish
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I don’t think that the little article mentions what sort of Tesla this was*. If it was a Cybertruck, Elon would probably say it was the wrong kind of fish.
*The video is not available in my counrty.
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Somebody’s silly little dance got a little out of hand…? 
Monty Python - The Fish Slapping Dance
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If it had been a salmon, I would say that it was the result of the right to arm bears.
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Contributed by Popkin.
Obligatory:
“Big! Fat! Fish! Raining from the sky…”
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I thought this was common knowledge that a mad fishmonger was responsible.
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Did the fish have any Boeing branding on it?
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What do the Forteans have to say about this one? Sadly my subscription has lapsed…
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I don’t think the FT has an official position on the matter. It will just report that it happened, and move on to the next Damned Thing that needs noting.
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A one pound fish smashed a Tesla windshield? windshield is as thin-skinned as the CEO
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Why do fish
suddenly appear
Every time
a Tesla’s near
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♪ Just like me
They long to be
Smashed to death on a windscreen and freed from this hellscape of pain ♪♫
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