Originally published at: Fish rained from the sky in Texas this week | Boing Boing
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we get waterspouts coming in off the Atlantic a lot.
one of these (ever increasingly weirder) days we’ll get an actual sharknado. it’s gonna happen.
It’s a sign of the Apocalypse!
“Hate to tell you, we’ve passed that point a long time ago. This barely registers on the Weird-o-Meter.”
God keeps giving Texas all kinds of hints and they just keep on Texasing, instead.
BINGO! That was the last square on my 2021 bingo card.
Or…maybe there’s another simpler explanation…
I’d hate to see your 2022 bingo card
That far south you gather all them fish up, and use 'em as catfish bait.
Maybe Texass will get lucky with some “common sense rain”, they need some’n fierce.
Cloudy with a chance of pilchards?
causing quite the ballyhoo!
I pretty much gar-untee worse is yet to come!
“Animal Rain”; some sort of Pink Floyd/Prince mash-up?
Texas has gone out of their way to piss off God lately