Fish rained from the sky in Texas this week

It’s a sign of the Apocalypse!
“Hate to tell you, we’ve passed that point a long time ago. This barely registers on the Weird-o-Meter.”

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God keeps giving Texas all kinds of hints and they just keep on Texasing, instead.

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BINGO! That was the last square on my 2021 bingo card.

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Or…maybe there’s another simpler explanation…

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I’d hate to see your 2022 bingo card

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Please Lord, send potato wedges.

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That far south you gather all them fish up, and use 'em as catfish bait.

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Maybe Texass will get lucky with some “common sense rain”, they need some’n fierce.

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Cloudy with a chance of pilchards? :wink:

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causing quite the ballyhoo!

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I pretty much gar-untee worse is yet to come!

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“Animal Rain”; some sort of Pink Floyd/Prince mash-up?

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Texas has gone out of their way to piss off God lately

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A good new year to y’all.

Peace from ATX.

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So long, 2021, and thanks for all the fishes!

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First they created chicken guns and now they have fish guns! What’s next???

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Serious question @pesco

What is the difference between “high weirdness,” and low, or regular, weirdness?

Has the internet had the effect of mixing them all together, or are they still distinguishable?

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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a chicken gun is a good guy with a fish gun.

No, really. The chicken gun requires an armor penalty while the fish gun has an insane crit rate.

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