Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/06/flamin-hot-cheetos-the-fash.html
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This is the only snack food clothing I need, thanks.
I dont know if this is worse or not, but I read the headline as Flaming Hot Cheerios. (“There’s a Flaming Hot flavor of Cheerios?” was the first question that came to mind.)(“And they put that name on clothes?” second question.)
I believe I speak for all rational beings everywhere, when I say Ew!
We’ve really come to this? T&A to sell artificially flavored air! We are well and truly fucked.
I’m here to evangelize shrimp chips and fish sauce in your scrambled eggs.
Amen.
You monster.
“But on you, it looks good!”
I’m watching that video and reflexively (because I have a 5 year-old son) shouting “stop holding your penis!” at the screen.
I don’t know what a Takis is, but after watching some video reviews by Irish people, I feel like I need to try them.
The only thing NOT hot about that model is that stupid Cheetos shirt.
Life Hack™ time: eat Cheetos with chopsticks to prevent a mess (and orange fingers). The same works great with Takis as well.
The circle will not be complete until a set of “Hot Cheetos” ™ keyboards are available for sale.
Um… nothing new here. T&A have been used to sell pretty much everything (including crap snacks) for eons.
Ironically, it actually does look good on the model… but then again, she’s gorgeous and has the perfect hair and skin coloration to pull off that particular palette.
On anyone else, under regular lighting conditions, though?
It’s gonna look like the cheaply-made, overpriced, orange hot mess that it is, in actuality.
Just like Trump.
There’s probably a hot mess of staples and bobby pins holding all of that together, too. Never trust photo shoots.